Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Teach a man to fish

I couldn’t give the buffet my full attention yesterday morning, because I had a plan: Kayak across the bay and back before lunch. Yep, intrepid Cat is intrepid. Watch me intrep. So I whizzed through the muesli and toast, declined extra coffee, and couldn’t even finish my jumbo watermelon juice. (Incidentally, watermelon juice is fantastic – all the refreshingness but without the seeds.)






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The sun was out, but some light cloud overhead promised some cover later on. The water was as flat as a silk tablecloth. I grabbed a single ride-on kayak (easy to operate), a paddle and a dive bag, (and a lifejacket, of course) and shot out onto the bay. Straight over to the island and then I nosed the bow round the rocks and into what, for the sake of argument, we will call swell. I wasn’t sure how adventurous I wanted to be, but it still was quieter than a calm day off the Coromandel, so I kept going.






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Right ahead of me, the water had slightly more texture. Was it rocks? I took it carefully. And then a fish leapt out of the water ahead of me. And then another. I looked down and the water was just seething with entire schools of fish of different colours. The water was so clear that I could see quite a bit once I stopped paddling. Thank god for polarized sunglasses. Ben, those Weta things we bought all those years ago were worth every penny.






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I drifted this way and that, fascinated, but taking care to avoid the actual rocks just off the island. I toodled about in the kayak for a good hour or so, circling the island, before making landfall on the tiny beach. There wasn’t a soul around. It was damn hot under that sun, so I cooled off in the water and the shade before putting some more sunscreen on and hopping back in the kayak.






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I was alone on the island, but unfortunately there were far too many signs that people had been there before me. Maybe it was previous visitors, and maybe the tides had played a part, but the high-tide mark was carpeted with trash. I filled an (abandoned) laundry basket with bottles and threw it in the back of the kayak to take back to land, but I barely made a dent in the mess. Maybe I’m naïve, but I don’t remember ever seeing anything like this in New Zealand.






Makes me want to cry.
Returning the kayak I was pleased to see I made it in just under two hours, my original target. Not bad without a watch. Charging everything to the room means resort life is blissfully cash-free, but you have to be careful as things can rack up pretty quickly. Although kayak hire seemed ok, 15 RM per hour (approx NZ$6). Double-checking the prices, I spotted snorkels, and in the price column, those three magic initials: FOC. That was my afternoon sorted then.






View from the island back to the resort beach
A quick swim to cool off, and then lunch by the pool… and then back to the beach. I had a few teething problems with the snorkel – I took the first one back complaining that it was letting in water, before I realized it was my technique. But once I got going, it was the most magical experience. I’ve snorkeled a couple of times before, in New Zealand (brrrr!) and also in Rarotonga. I remember the colours being more vivid in Raro, but here I couldn’t get over the sheer size of the reef, and how close it was to shore. There’s something magical about floating over these alien-like formations, looking down – it feels like flying.

And the huge numbers of fish! I saw clown fish, angel fish, and all these fish I can’t even name. Most of them were no longer than my hand, but I did see one which must have been three feet long, and silvery blue with a yellow face. My favourite were some iridescent fish in neon rainbow shades. I saw a whole school of them feeding off the reef, there were so many of them that I could hear them grazing… although I also saw a leopard print patterned fish which I instantly named the Cheryl fish.






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Back on the beach for a langur photoshoot (above). About 4pm every day a man turns up with a crate of freshly caught fish and a set of scales. For 20 RM per 100 grams, you buy the fish you want and the restaurant cooks it for you. I looked at the fish – they looked pretty fresh, but the crate was sitting in the sun, with no visible ice… I asked if they had a small one, as they looked pretty hefty. They weighed the smallest one – 900 grams! Maybe if I had backup – but for 180 RM (about $80), I didn't want to throw half the meal away. Besides, I don’t even like fish that much. I think I prefer them alive.

I had booked for a free yoga class on the poetically-named “Stars Platform”, the open-air terrace outside the fitness centre. I turned up to find that the class was being held inside, and I was the only person there. I wasn’t complaining, it was a free personal yoga session, and it was 30 degrees outside. Turns out that the airconditioning wasn’t the reason it was being held inside… apparently if they use the platform, the local monkeys turn up to investigate. Urgh, no thanks.

Back to the room for a little lie-down and then off for the nighttime rainforest walk, which took us along a different track round the back of the hotel. I learnt that the woop-woop sound that I hear most nights is not a car alarm, but the local frogs competing for dates. I learnt that monitor lizards will attack if you approach them from behind – and one woman on the tour found that out the hard way! Luckily she had the good sense to turn and run. Their bite can be septic because they eat carrion. And you don’t want to get close enough to smell their breath either. Great, just one more thing to get the willies about. I come from a country where the worst thing the wildlife can do to you is sting (wasp or jellyfish).







This sign is right by the pool. And they're NOT kidding.
A bit further up the track the trees drew in, and there was a crashing sound. The small boy with us screamed loudly, and we all withdrew a couple of steps very quickly. Then the guide laughed – just a couple of wild boar, nothing to worry about. Oh well, that’s alright then!

We finished the walk in the trees by the pool, where we saw actual colugos gliding silently from tree to tree. That was fantastic. One of them had a baby clinging to its chest. We stood staring up the tree, and oohed and ahhed. Then we heard a sound like the patter of rain, and our guide pulled a face and stepped back. We had narrowly missed the honour of being pooed on by a colugo.






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Today was pretty much a repeat of yesterday, without the yoga or the walk. Instead, I wedged myself into the hammock on the beach for part of the afternoon.

Although on the way back to the room from dinner, I did see another tokay lizard, so called for the sound they make. And flitting through the covered corridor, a small bat, so small I thought it was a moth. Well, today I did see a butterfly the width of my palm…






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Tonight inbetween packing, watching Outrageous Fortune season 5, and blogging, I managed to eat my first ever dragonfruit. Pity the name relates to the appearance and not the taste. Bleah - it's kind of bland.






Guess which one is the dragonfruit. Go on, guess!
Leaving Langkawi tomorrow. Sniff. It’s been a bloody fantastic few days. The only thing that can cheer me up is the fact that… I’m going home!! I land in Auckland on Sunday, and Wellington the Sunday after that. Still got the same mobile after all these years, so get in touch if you want to catch up. In the meantime:






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Monkeywatch

I’ve done my time in hostels and even in tents – enough to appreciate a bit of luxury when I can afford it. Like a capsule coffee machine in my room… it’s the little things that make the difference.







I am so not sticking my feet in there....
I thought a good way to start my first full day at the resort (after a coffee of course) was the “rainforest awakening” walk, to discover the local wildlife. We learnt about the different levels of rainforest, spider lilies, pandan leaves (used in thai cooking), and that there are 23 different varieties of banana. We also had a nice view back across the bay, and got to see a couple of dusky leaf monkeys leaping from tree to tree (which I got confused with the colugo, but more about that later).







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Our guide warned us about the macaque monkeys, which are light gray and very common around the resort. Apparently we shouldn’t leave our windows open as apparently they will come in and steal our fruit platters, and even raid the minibar! Apparently they have a thing for Toblerone. Well you don’t need to tell me twice – especially because I really don’t need any little “monkey presents” messing up my nice pristine hotel room.







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We also learnt about the fig wasp – there are over 200 varieties of fig in Malaysia, and the same quantity of fig wasps. They have a particularly symbiotic relationship with the fruit, which emits a scent to attract the pregnant female. She crawls into the fruit, lays her eggs and dies. The males hatch first, and eat the part of the fruit that is trapping them inside. They then break the egg sacs of the females who can’t do this themselves (Mother Nature not having heard of equal opportunities). The males then fertilise the females, and die (no comment). The females then emerge from the fruit and set off on a long journey to find another fruit to die in. There’s got to be a metaphor in there for something or other.






Spider lilies.
I felt a little bit self-conscious walking into breakfast asking for a table for one, when the rest of the resort is filled with families or (ick) honeymooners, but the staff seem to have got a memo, probably from my parents, to be as nice to me as possible. They are all “How are you today Miss Catherine?”, and bringing me extra fruit juice, which is adorable.

By some massive effort of will I managed to not go completely nuts at the breakfast buffet. I used to regard it as my sacred calling to try everything – but hey, I have four days, so I can pace myself. But the breakfast is gooood. And the coffee is… acceptable. I sat in the shade by the pool and read the Sunday Times that I had been saving it for a special occasion. (ahem – since June).








Then I thought the pool warranted closer inspection. And my book. And then the pool again. And then the beach. Time passed. (Today was a quiet day).






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In the evening I went for a walk all the way along the beach and back. I wanted to check out the other hotel, the Datai, but it seemed even quieter than here. On my way down to the beach, I came across a family group of monkeys, and there was a tense moment as the alpha male stared me down. But I wasn’t carrying any visible Toblerone about my person, so they moved on.






The pool at night.

Tuesday, September 6, 2011

Island in the sun

So on Sunday we went into the Central Market for lunch. This is a well-organised market for arts and crafts – of course there are plenty of tacky souvenir shops, but there are some nice things. However, I am having a bit of trouble getting motivated to buy local products – there’s not a hell of a lot of extra space in my suitcase. So don’t expect too many presents! But I did manage to pick up a nice hand-painted batik top, although I imagine once I get home it will make me look like Eddie off Ab Fab. That is if I manage to get it home without spilling laksa all over it.

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We started though with a trip to the rufa fish pedicure tank. This has recently hit Paris and London so I’m sure it will turn up in Auckland any day now. These small fish don’t actually have teeth, but they nibble away at dead skin with what feel like sandpaper lips. It is quite a strange sensation, and for the first few minutes I couldn’t look! It was like being attacked by friendly piranhas. But you get used to it, and bits of my feet were surprisingly smooth afterwards.

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We had lunch in the food court, which was great value and very tasty. I had some stingray in a spicy sauce (well it was the strangest thing on the menu so I had to order it). After lunch I took the hop-on hop off bus around the city centre. This was good value at RM 38 – about $17 or 10 euros. It takes in all of the major sights, and above all it is air conditioned! At some of the stops you might want to get off but not necessarily spend half an hour. So they thoughtfully do a five minute photo stop.

The old Royal Palace (new one currently under construction

Merkeda (Independence) Square

View across the lake from the Titiwangsa gardens

We got to the telecomms tower (local equivalent of the Sky Tower) and I spontaneously decided to go up it, hoping that it would help me get a better sense of the layout of KL. It was the worst possible day for views, as the city was overcast and drowned in haze. And I think that the layout of KL is actually based on an Escher sketch, with motorway flyovers going in all directions. Of course, I can find my way around Auckland with my eyes shut, but the waterfront helps. But it had to be done.

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Back at the ranch, and we went out for banana leaf – curry and rice served on a banana leaf, which adds to the flavour.

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On Monday I got in one more swim before I had to pack up and head to the airport again. But this time I was heading for the KL low-cost terminal, or LCCT. Rather than getting the smart new express train, I had to go down to the hot, fume-laden bus terminal and get in a rather warm bus.

The terminal itself is an old converted cargo terminal, while they put up a purpose-built terminal. So the facilities now are reminiscent of Wellington airport circa 1980. The shops and cafes looked ok, but I didn’t really have time to check them out. Once I got past security there wasn’t much choice, but in the one convenience shop, I was flabbergasted to find an entire shelf of Whittaker’s chocolate! Even though I touch down in Auckland in less than a week, I was overwhelmed by a sudden attack of homesickness, and paid RM 20 for a family sized slab of kiwifruit chocolate.

AirAsia is like the local version of Easyjet – with the big difference that they actually run on time! You can order meals in advance, too, which is clever. I booked myself a nasi lemak (rice, chicken in a spicy sauce, small anchovies, peanuts), and it was really pretty decent. The plane was about the same size as the ones on the Auckland – Wellington route, so not a tiny little fear-inducing pencil. And the flight takes an hour. There wasn’t much to see on takeoff, and my seat gave me a great view of the Andaman Sea, but then as we banked and descended into Langkawi, I caught sight of the island. Green hills dropping into a turquoise sea, blah blah blah. Yep, coming up here was the right move.

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Langkawi is about the size of Waiheke, but has a large number of high-end resorts. However they have avoided the whole hideous Gold Coast high-density building, and the focus is on nature tourism and integration with the landscape. The airport is tiny, but modern. I got a very friendly taxi driver over to the resort, who gave me a running commentary on local landmarks. He also said it’s been raining for the last five days, but it was brilliantly sunny today – so I guess I got lucky.

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The Andaman resort is gorgeous. I’m not going to make you ill with the details, but it’s the perfect place for me to unwind from the last eight months of hard work. The rooms are very unobtrusive, all set back from the beach about 50 metres behind tall trees. I have a “rainforest room”, which means all I can see are trees. But I know the sea is out there – and that’s good enough for me. And the beach is perfect. Long sweeping crescent of pale sand, plenty of shade, and the water is like stepping into a warm bath.


Monday afternoon I just spent a couple of hours on the beach, before having a light dinner at the Beach Bar, with tables right in the sand, watching the sunset. A young wild boar comes down to the water and snuffles around the deckchairs, watched over by a benign majordomo. The resort seems really quiet – apparently it’s not the busy season until November/December, so they have closed one wing for renovations. In the background a guitar trio transform cheesy hits into Spanish ballads – The Eye of the Tiger, The Pink Panther Theme, I Will Survive. Then they segue into Oye Como Va, which was strangely tasteful. Perfect for the holiday mood, anyway.

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I headed back to the room to put my feet up for a while, and came across this clip of a flash mob haka in Sylvia Park. This made me massively homesick (yes I know it's a recurring theme) so I put on my compilation of Kiwi classics - Poi E, Pokarekare Ana... Taumaranui on the Main Trunk Line... and somewhere in the mix was John Rowles' cover of Island in the Sun. Seemed appropriate.

Sunday, September 4, 2011

This heat, this heat

Who needs an alarm clock when you have jetlag? Awake this morning since 5am, about 7 I thought I might as well go for a swim. The water in the outdoor pool was still warm – it never gets chilly here, but it was refreshing enough to make my kilometre seem appealing.

Yesterday we started off with a brisk walk around a local park with some other expats. I had good shoes and my bottle of water, and fresh off a walking holiday in the Pyrenees, I had no fears. But the steep hill and the heat – high 20s at 8am – combined to slap me around, and I had to concede defeat after the first circuit. I sat in the shade and panted, and watched the monkeys in the trees overhead.

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We adjourned to a local coffee chain called “Coffee Bean”. You would think this would be some indicator for the quality of the coffee, but sadly it was not. Oh Coutume, where are you when I need you?? However, I had a very interesting conversation with a Malaysian woman of Indian origin who has lived overseas for many years and has now returned home, and it was fascinating to get her take on race relations and modern Malaysian society. I may sound completely naïve, but it is much more complex than I had imagined.

We went up the road for roti for lunch, and it was the lightest and fluffiest roti I’ve ever had. God, I’m being so spoilt – luckily Wellington is one of the best places outside of Malaysia to eat Malaysian food. Otherwise I’d really be in trouble.

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I spent the afternoon at the Islamic Arts Centre, a very new and well-presented museum illustrating the evolution of Islamic art and the spread of the culture across the world. It had sections on Islam in India and Malaysia, which were not suprising – but China! I had no idea. The sections with models of different mosques around the world was fascinating, including Chinese mosques (often adapting existing buildings so not as different as you might think). The ceramics were also fantastic, tile designs which I have seen in Southern Spain and Morocco – and now to see variations from around the world. The building was filled with domes, signifying unity, but most impressive was the upside-down dome.

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The museum closed and I decided to have a look at the old Railway Station. It has been 54 years this week since Malaysia gained independence, so there are still national flags everywhere. I walked down the road approximately 500 metres to the station, then I gave up and got in a cab. Sorry to keep going on about the heat, but every time I come out of the aircon it hits me like a blast from an oven. It was a relief to get home into the aircon and sip a nice glass of kiwi sav blanc while we nibbled on the cheeses I had brought over from France. They survived the trip, although the mild Neufchatel had picked up a bit more bite along the way. Vacumn-packing is a wonderful thing, but it’s not perfect…

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We watched the Topp Twins documentary, which was terribly interesting. I’ve never seen much of their work, but I could still hum half the songs. Really their history is a history of protest in New Zealand since the early 80s. I thought they could have had more material on some topics, but it was a wonderful tribute. I’ve still got to go back and watch the last 10 minutes though, because the combination of pinot gris and jet lag… fatal.

Friday, September 2, 2011

Smashing pigs

Well the jet lag doesn’t seem to be too bad so far. I made it through to 11pm last night before I crashed, and woke up at 6.30. I can handle that. We’re going out for a walk this morning before it gets too hot, but I’ve got time for a quick blog before that.

Sunrise over KL, seen from the fast train from the airport.
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Got to Fi and Paul’s place by about 8 yesterday morning. The fast train takes exactly 28 minutes and is apparently the part of KL public transport that actually works. Seems pretty good to me! Then I got a cab to their place, not too far from the city centre. They live in a residential compound which is quite common here, with guards on the entrance checking all the cars that go in and out. The guards asked me sternly who I was visiting, and made a phone call. I wouldn’t have thought one jet-lagged kiwi trailing a suitcase that smelled faintly of cheese would pose too much of a security risk but I suppose you can never be too careful.

After a restorative cup of tea and a nap, we went out for laksa at a little place a couple of suburbs over. I am going through the usual tourist experiences – the heat that hits you when you step out of an airconditioned car or mall, the heat of a proper laksa, the strangeness of it all enhanced by the metallic taste of jetlag. The spice of the laksa seemed to shake me awake though.

The cultural - arts and crafts - centre
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Paul dropped me off at the Crafts Complex, where I saw traditional brass and pewter work, batik and weaving, plus some very dangerous looking knives. There were a lot of signs everywhere saying “Respect our cultural heritage”, and a few signs saying “do not touch”, but the knives were on open display with no apparent security… I began to wonder if they were fakes.

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KL was very quiet as it was the equivalent of the day after New Years and most people had taken the day off to make a long weekend. I walked down to Fi’s office to hitch a lift back with her, figuring the walk would help my body clock. Back at the ranch, we hit the pool – the water was the temperature of blood, so no actual cooling was achieved, but just being in the water was refreshing.

I did a few lazy lengths. Only 48 hours beforehand I was ploughing up and down the pool near my office, out on the edge of Paris, and today I was bobbing around 14000 kms away as the sun sunk behind the palm trees. International air travel seems just like teleportation to me sometimes.

We went out for dinner in another suburb, in a little cluster of restaurants. Ours was a little wine bar specializing in pork ribs – quite unusual in a country with a high Muslim population. The menu said “Seriously non-halal”. I have a compulsion to try everything, usually the strangest item on the menu. So I couldn’t go past the deep-fried coffee ribs with a coffee cream sauce. And it was really delicious! Pork works well with sweet accessories, and the coffee had a nutty savory taste to it anyway. It came with potato wedges and some of the freshest coleslaw I’ve ever eaten. Not very traditional but there’s plenty of time for that! It went well with a St Clair Riesling – goodness! New Zealand wine for sale! I was in heaven.

Fi and Paul were telling me about another pork restaurant they went to, recommended by a colleague of Chinese origin, where they serve whole suckling pig. They place it in front of you and cut it in half with the edge of a plate, to show you how tender it is. Then they take it and throw it into a bucket to smash it up for easier eating. This is very impressive the first time, but as the evening wears on you hear the smack of piglet on metal more times than you might care to. I immediately wanted to go, but I was completely full… so we went home and I fought off the jetlag for a little while longer.

Thursday, September 1, 2011

Spiderman and other superheroes

Just a quick blog from the airport train into KL. Clean, modern and free WiFi. Makes the RER B into Paris look pretty shabby. RATP, take note.

Anyway, it was a good flight from Paris last night (well it's morning now so I must have had a night). I checked in quite late, due to taking a fairly easy-going approach to getting to the airport, plus additional time spent wrestling the suitcase closed. No window seats, but I scored an aisle seat with three empty seats beside it. Result!

The in-flight announcements were in Bahasa Malay first, and they seemed to last a long time. When the pilot switched to English, I realised why. He was urging us to "fasten our seatbelts so we didn't end up stuck to the ceiling like Spiderman". Then he encouraged us to "smile - it makes you younger. If you smile for one hour you will be one year younger. So by the time we get to Kuala Lumpur, you will be eleven years younger!" It was about this point that I realised I was going to like Malaysian Airlines.

Good food, and the potential to watch all of the existing X-Men movies. But in the end I only watched two - the most recent, and the first one. James Macavoy as a young Professor X - fantastic.